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Welcome to Fergus University. The virtual home of a fictitious school based out of Fergus, Ontario, Canada.

Our Main Campus (Not Really)
Our Rec Field (We Wish!)

About FU

Back in 1994, our founding father Ashley Woods (1948 – 2021) and his son Jeremy Woods decided that the little town of Fergus needed a university. With a little bit of planning over a few too many beers, and good old FU was born.

As you know, every good school has a motto. After much debate (and a few more beers), a motto was agreed on – You can always retake a class, but you can never relive a party. It has been this motto that has kept Fergus University going for all these years. Alumni strive to keep the spirit of the motto alive, by never missing an opportunity to hang out with family and friends, and to experience life to the fullest – you can always do the laundry tomorrow.

Now that they had a name and a motto, they needed a course to teach. The first course offered in the beginning was How to be the Wife of a Zamboni Operator and we can proudly say that we still offer that course to this day. We have never had anyone sign up for that course, but then again, we have never had anyone sign up for any course! Maybe our motto has something to do with that.

Enrolling at Fergus University is easy – just purchase an article of clothing from our online store and wear it proudly. That is it! No transcripts needed, and no complicated forms to fill out. Oh, and one last thing… live your life by our motto. FU!

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11 months ago

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Merry Christmas students! There's no excuse to miss the party when school's out for the holidays! 🎅🍻 ... See MoreSee Less
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2 years ago

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One of our alumni is in Jamaica representing FU! Hope you have a great time. ... See MoreSee Less
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2 years ago

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Representing Fergus University in Barry's Bay! Cooking burgers on a vintage Coleman stove. And at -10, that FU hoodie kept me warm! ... See MoreSee Less
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2 years ago

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The admin team at FU has been busy over the summer coming up with new wearables for the alumni! We have a total of 5 new products just in time for Christmas - the long-awaited Baseball Hat, Toque, Bandana as well as a really nice BBQ apron... and finally... sweat pants! You can order a pair of sweats to compliment your hoodie and be warm all winter long! The cut-off for Christmas orders will be December 16th, so get your orders in now while there is still time! www.fergusuniversity.ca ... See MoreSee Less
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